Advice

All your useless advice
About moving on
None of it will suffice
None of it I will act upon

All your empty words
About being happy
And moving forward
To a life that's not crappy

All the worthless things you say
Every cloud has a silver lining
Could you be any more cliche?
Your advice needs some redesigning

My own advice only works
For everyone but me
It's just one of my little quirks
So happy I will not be